“The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.” Mark Twain
As today is the anniversary of me being hatched from the magic egg that some oversized pidgeon left on my parents doorstep, I think it’s only appropriate that we take Mr. Twain to heart and have a good, loud and long laugh today.
What, you weren’t hatch from a magic egg. Weird.
Share the laugh with somebody. Never laugh at someone unless they are:
1. Being paid to make you laugh
2. A member of congress
3. A presidential candidate
4. The president or vice president
5. A former governor who got caught paying for sex. Ha, paying for sex. Can you imagine paying for sex. Damn, if that was the case my right hand would have more money than Bill Gates. Oops, that may be too much information.
6. Any member of the religious “rite”
So smile all day, sprinkle in a laugh and most importantly if a funny looking bird leaves a magic egg on your doorstep, take care of it and nurture it – you just never know what might come from that egg. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA