Chortle On!

He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he

Come on, try it with me –

He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he

Come on, one more time, this time laugh like you mean it –

He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he

You ain’t even trying…come on folks we’re talking a good laugh here –

he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he

No, really, give it your all, you need to step it up a notch now –

He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he

That’s more like it – now time to hit another gear and let’s have us a real good chortle –

He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he – more – He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he

A chortle? 

What the fuck is a chortle?

What’s a chortle?  Well, according to the dictionary, chortle means to chuckle gleefully

“Chuckle Gleefully”

Now there’s a fucking definition.  You know the word is good when they use the adverb gleefully in the definition.

I love to chortle.  I make it a point to chortle a number of times everyday.  How about you?

Chortling is such a pozitoodinal thing to do cuz it comes from your belly.  In my opinion, you ain’t chortling unless it comes from your belly.  You know, that laughter that makes your belly jiggle all around…you know  like that dude born on Jeebus’ birthday – Santy Clause.  Santy Clause chortles alot. 

Chortle, chortle, chortle.  He, he, he, he, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

Big finish now….

He, he, he, he, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,

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One response to “Chortle On!

  1. Bwah-haha-hahaha-heehee-he he- haaaaaahaaaaaa-hehe-hahahahahaha- ha ha ha- hehe.

    Thanks, I needed that.

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