shhhhhhhh….there be fat bastards about

mayhem….i love it…..

 the big e bastards are freakin’ out…..just saw a whole bunch of the execs get into the whirly-go ride….it spins around wicked fast and the g-force pushes you up against the outer wall….they are all screaming and laughing….the only problem is that the ride isn’t even on….it ain’t moving….hehehehehehe 

watch out – crazy bastard….dude’s got a street sweeper and he’s chasing some idiot on a camel….cool….no not cool….camel…

this place is outta control….i just gotta find where an open gate is….

the gestapo called security is trying to reign everyone in….just saw a secretary get tasered and she wasn’t even asking john kerry any questions…shit i think one of the fat bastards saw me….gotta run….

cool, dove behind one of those midway thingees….this is the one where you bounce the whiffle ball off the board into the laundry basket….cool thing is you win one of those mini electric motorcycles….there is like 15 of them hanging up…they could be my ticket to freedom….good thing i did all that dirt bike riding…..shhh here come the fat bastards….shhhhh

phew that was close…..i am now typing from inside a giant lemon….yes you read correctly a giant lemon….i guess it’s some kind of stand where you can get lemonade….sort of makes sense…..giant lemon….lemonade….hmmm too bad there isn’t a giant clam where i can get clam fritters….

ok gonna lay low in the giant lemon for a while….it’s almost lunch and the fat bastard taser fuckers gotta eat….plus i think they have their hands full with the 100 big e employees who are trippin outta their skulls…..

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