I slept on my arm all night and now I have to type with one hand. The other hand feels like it is a balloon hand inflated with helium.
Bob says,”hello.” Yes, that Bob, my minature, talking, invisbile elephant friend.
So I thought I’d do my annual fall cleaning of shit in my head. Maybe that will get [...]
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November 14, 2009
Where there’s a will there are relatives
October 13, 2009
Dreaming of Wet Leaves and Bunnies
It’s 5am and Otis is licking my face. Ughhhh. He needs to go outside and take a leak. Joy.
Being the responsible dad I get outta bed, slide into my sneakers, thrown on my raincoat, fasten his leash onto his collar and head outside.
It’s predawn (5am) cold (40 degrees) raw (raining) and I am standing with my dog [...]
October 1, 2009
Plastic Bag Poop Picker Upper
A couple facts:
I am a jerk
I love animals
I tend to avoid preaching to people about anything. I do enjoy a good debate and I have strong opinions and respect others who may have differing opinions.
I am a forgiving person
However, this morning I am conflicted about whether I should be happy for Michael Vick given his new marketing [...]
September 25, 2009
While I am at it
One more thing on this fine Friday morning in central New England. So here I am shaving this morning and notice a wee little hair protruding from one of my nostrils. So in my infinite wisdom I grab tweezers and move to yank out the little fucker.
Well, that was a big mistake. How the hell [...]
September 25, 2009
Fall Classic Reprised
Below is an original post of mine from October of 2007. Based on a few animated conversations with friends I thought it would be appropriate to update it for 2009.
The Fall Classic – nope, I am not talking about the World Series of Baseball. Nope. I am talking about the Fall Classic. The championship of championships. The [...]
August 2, 2009
Don’t look at the sun when the washer is on its 25th spin cycle
Holy fucking shit – the Sun already began it’s solar cycle # 25, totally, I mean totally skipping solar cycle #24. Holy fucking shit! You can read about it here http://xrt.cfa.harvard.edu/resources/pubs/savc0707.pdf . Also if you can translate the following into english I would appreciate it:
The velocity of this transverse motion is, on average, 20kms−1. The direction of [...]
May 22, 2009
I know
My fave dead tune. For those in the know, what song is it typically proceeded by…….hehehehehe
I know you, rider, gonna miss me when Im gone;
I know you, rider, gonna miss me when Im gone;
Gonna miss your baby, from rolling in your arms.
Laid down last night, lord, I could not take my rest;
Laid down last night, [...]
May 20, 2009
On the thin ice
Damn, I love when the karmic world throws you a softball toss that you can smash over the fence for a home run. Today, was one of those karmic home run days. It was a day I met a new friend, his name is Chris.
I am a big believer that things happen for reasons. Today [...]
April 26, 2009
I am listing to one side
I am updating an old post (from February 2007), for a friend.
Well almost updating it, first up is walking Otis the Wonder Dog outside for his morning pee and poop.
Me walking Otis is not a pretty sight. Actually Otis walks me in the sort of way a boat drags it’s anchor across the bottom of a lake [...]
