Some Earth Day Haiku
Al Gore says we suck
We are killing the planet
Cheney is an douche
Plant a tree today
Recycle all of the trash
Cheney is a douche
Monkeys fly at dawn
Their carbon footprint is small
Cheney is a douche
Celebrate the earth
It is not that bad a place
Cheney is a douche
Your carbon footprint
Should be smaller everyday
Cheney is a douche
Solar power rocks
Even though it is cloudy
Cheney is a douche
Say hi to a tree
Celebrate life in grand style
Earth Day is Today
Ha, gotcha – cheney is still a douche
