“The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.” Mark Twain
As today is the anniversary of me being hatched from the magic egg that some oversized pidgeon left on my parents doorstep, I think it’s only appropriate that we take Mr. Twain to heart and have a good, loud and long laugh today.
What, you weren’t hatch from [...]
Entries from March 2008
March 28, 2008
Laugh Loud & Long
March 28, 2008
Dildosytters of Nantucket – Chapter 3
Man, it’s been a crazy couple weeks. I got sooooo much to tell you.
Coming back from Nantucket on my last voyage the time machine developed some weird electrical issues. In the middle of the voyage the lights started blinking like a bad string of Christmas lights.
Not sure what was the issue, however, I got back [...]
March 27, 2008
The Spin Cycle
I was doing my laundry at the Laundromat the other day when I found myself thinking about everything going on in my world (good and not so good). I was starting to get a little overwhelmed when all of a sudden I found myself staring at my clothes, hypnotized by them spinning around in the front load washer. Who the hell knows [...]
March 23, 2008
Happy Ether
Weeeeeeee, I love ether.
Woke up today and rolled outta bed and ran to the door where I was pysched to see that the ether bunny left chocolate baby jeebus eggs at my door. Not sure how a bunny poops out eggs, never mind chocolate ones that look like baby jeebus but thats for science to figure [...]
March 19, 2008
on the road to riches
Man, oh man, oh man.
I go away for a few days to Minnesota on business and the whole world goes to hell. Not really the whole world unless your name is Eliot Spitzer aka Client 9 or if you held significant shares in Bear Stearns. Damn, I guess I should have been asking him where [...]
March 7, 2008
About Me
Like many blog hosting sites, WordPress provides the blogger with a page in which one can add some information about themselves. Tell the folks out there in blog land about “me.” Hi folks, this is me!
To tell you the truth, I’ve been staring at this damn blank “about me” page for over a year. Every-time I try to [...]
March 6, 2008
Stoke that Pozitoodinal Light
I failed myself yesterday and felt like crap all day.
I had to let an employee go yesterday, actually had to tell them to leave after a particularly nasty confrontation.
I failed myself because I allowed the person to “get to me” and I reacted in a way that was negative and destructive. This person was screaming at me [...]
March 3, 2008
Cast a Wide Beam – Let your Light Shine Bright
A pozitoodinally righteous start to March! Yippee! Fire up that pozitood amplitude and ride the wave. Set it on HIGH!!!
Sweet Jeebus! The sun is staying out longer and feeding us that Vitamin D we need and I actually heard birds singing this morning. Actually, I am not sure what they were doing, however, it sounded [...]
