VPB – Coming to a Virtual Store Virtually Anytime!

It’s that time of year – yep the time for giving.  After thinking long and hard I’ve come up with the perfect gift.  It’s a gift that you can create.  Yep, you can do it yourself.  All you have to do is believe.
My gift to all of you is a virtual  pozitoodinal blanket (VPB).  Huh, what [...]

Blackwawa

I find great humor in the fact that the term “blackwater,” has historically been used as the definition for the effluent infused water found in the holding tank of an RV.    
I find great terror in the fact that the term “blackwater” is now used to define a terrifying company of mercenaries that at some point could be used [...]

Dildosytters of Nantucket – Chapter One

I was doing some research on my family tree, you know that – where did  I come from shit.  Well I uncovered some crazy shit that I thought I should share with you.
 It seems that years ago my great, great, great (couple more greats) grandfather Johnson was living on Nantucket.  He was one of the sea-fearing Johnsons.  You see I come [...]

Lights, Cameras, Nothing

Ah, it’s that time of year.  You know, time to decorate your house for the holidaze.  I am not sure what i am going to do this year.  Last year, I did nothing.  The year before that I did nothing.  Actually the last 10 years I’ve done nothing. 
Not this year.  This year I am gonna [...]