Once again time to clean out the brain….
Why is it that I love hot coffee but hate anything cold that is coffee flavored
We need a pull up your pants/shorts day. I am tired of seeing guys underwear
Low cut pants women wear today made me realize how much distance there is between the belly button and the hey nonnie, nonnie. It doesn’t seem that long when you’re there…
I am not ashamed to admit I love quarterpounders with cheese
We need a new holiday called – No email or Cell phone day
In my mind I am going to Carolina
Bad News – I just learned what a spank bank is
Good News - My bank is almost already filled
Most people don’t get it, what, it
Ever have a hangnail that feels like it goes all the way up to your shoulder – ouch
Always remember people’s names
Bald Eagles are cool
It’s ok to say I don’t know
Shot guns and anti-depressants don’t go together
I laugh everytime I say Uranus
People have to learn to laugh at themselves
I don’t think Paris should have gone to jail….weird she served more time than OJ….
Does anyone else find it ironic that most wars are over religion
As a fan for 40 years I have never been this disappointed in a Yankees team
Happy 4th of July birthday Al Davis and George Steinbrenner. George, we need to fix the Yankees. Al, you need to sell the Raiders
Bottle rockets and pubic hair don’t mix
When will we hear the first classic alternative music radio station
I miss the Open Container Speedway…where you b mike e?
I love pulling up next to a car at a light and just smiling at the person
Always take juice over cake
Fuck doesn’t get the literary respect it should
You need to work spooge and gick into a conversation this week
Anybody seen my skink?
Dr. Seuss was pretty fucking cool

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