Send lawyers, guns and money….no, just send money

Help, send money, lots and lots of money.  If you need my bank routing number let me know. 
I am being held prisoner on the Island of Fiscal Irresponsibility.  It’s crazy, I had to take a ferry to get here and I swear that as soon as I set foot on the island some magical power [...]

Ode to a Summer Night

Twinkle, twinkle little star
How long has your light taken to get this far?
Light pollution has washed most of you away
Why isn’t Al Gore checking out the milky way 
I can see the north star bright and hot
Or is that the Walmart parking lot
Close my eyes and I already do know
That the buzzing around my head is a fuck-ing [...]

Pozitoodinally Righteous

It is going to be a fucking great day!  No really, a smashingly fucking great day!  Why, WHY NOT FUCKERS!
Soooo much going on and none of it in reality.  Think about that for a minute.  Neurons are working overtime this week spreading the pozitoodinal love.
Recent feedback on pozitood has been great.  We’re actually getting a [...]

Braino 2

Once again time to clean out the brain….
Why is it that I love hot coffee but hate anything cold that is coffee flavored
We need a pull up your pants/shorts day.  I am tired of seeing guys underwear
Low cut pants women wear today made me realize how much distance there is between the belly button and [...]

Good Newts

Fishy, fishy, fishy fish.  Oh, fishy, fishy, fishy fish.
I so wish I was a good fisherperson.  Unfortunately all the positation in the world can’t seem to help me catch a fish.  The funny thing is that I don’t even want the fish, I always catch and release.  Not that I have to do that too [...]

Mental Hairballs

Good Tuesday morning world!  A balmy 54 degrees this morning here in the Happy Valley!  Brrrrrrr. 
As most of you know, simply by reading my posts, I don’t really think when I write.  It’s more a stream of mental vomit coming out of my brain through my fingers onto the keyboard and into your world via [...]